“Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.”
i hope everyone realizes that Drax literally drunk dialed Ronan and almost got them all killed
Cecil: [T]here are dozens of deer surrounding this station and trying to peer into the windows.
Hiram: I could go outside and set fire to them if you want, uh. That would be a very mayoral solution.
Faceless Old Woman: That’s a fool’s errand, Hiram. Did you never play Deer Duck Dragon? Dragon beats duck, but deer beats dragon?
Hiram: So we– we– we need a duck?
FOW: No! Deer beats duck, too! Deer beats everything! It’s a terrible game.
i describe my dream girl as really really vague.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Outfits + Raina + Heavy Is the Head
ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD