Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history
•Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU•
"It was a drunken Vegas thing."
"Oh, that’s better. Oh that’s much better. That’s great."
BBC - Nature’s Great Events
"Parrish, what do you mean ‘you’re enjoying this way to-
Oh, not him again! RUUUUNN!!”
Sterek Au: Where Derek’s a new deputy and Stiles who’s always flirting with his dad’s hot deputies targets Derek. The pick up lines are just awful and corny. But it’s getting even worse when Stiles finds out what Derek’s phone number is… And Parrish? He’s just lucky not to be the new deputy any longer.